Jacob (7) and Joshua (4) were busy with the computer games I was sure they didn't notice their dad coming in and rushing to get some food from the refrigerator. Jokingly I told their dad to take it easy cuz his shirt is already stretching around his middle. I was surprisingly amused when, without taking their eyes away from the computer, Jacob said:
"Grannie, daddy is very fatty."
to which Joshua added, laughing:
"Yeah, grannie, cuz daddy is pregnant!"