I. On a rather long trip to a nephew's place, my cousin Tess and her husband Jun, decided to listen to oldies but goldies songs. When the song "Blue Skies" was halfway through, their grandson Jordan (6),(who they thought was asleep at the back seat), out of the blue, asked:
"What's that song saying, Lola Tess?"
"Blue skies, smiling at me, nothing but blue skies.... " Jun started to sing.
"That doesn't make sense." Jordan cut his Lolo Jun.
"What doesn't make sense?" Tess asked.
"Why does it say 'skies' when I can see only one sky?"
II. On their way home one night, Jun wanted to reinforce what Jordan had learned from his Sunday religion class which he started that weekend.
Jun: " Jordan, do you know that God made the moon?"
Tess: "And He made the stars too!" Jun was about to add some more when.....
Jordan: "Pop why don't you just say, He made the world......it's easier!"